This is an issue i’ve wanted to get of my chest for a long time. It’s been latently brewing inside me for a considerable amount of time and it’s starting to come to a head. The issue is with PHP and the total abuse of arrays. Whether this issue is an artifact of the language’s historical baggage or because PHP just attracts a lot of inexperienced developers is up for debate. My problem here is that arrays are nearly always used where objects should be!